codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

mosoli:

The reason Tumblr isn’t an anime is because all anime openings require someone to be running frantically but none of us even get up from our computers

burntviolet:

Remember when Eridan made the only logical observation that any character ever has made or ever will in MS Paint Adventures?

I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.

(Source: jayygatsby)

therealhamster:

“i am so fucking done” i say as i pull myself from the oven. i have been cooked to perfection

(Source: sickpuppetfucker)

deadtorights:

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IM A DOG” THATS OK

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IM A BIRD” THATS OK

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IM A TABLE LEG” THATS OK TOO

so this just happened

bekn:

laurakandtheinfinitesadness:

i think we pretty regularly forget how fucking massive Australia is

yeah but half of that is probably populated entirely by spiders

welllll

i like all of them a lot, but gumi is by far my favorite!

godtier-rose:

same dirk, same.

can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send 　

(Source: mad-dog-murphy)

synnesai:

ceriene:

my-life-is-strange:

So this was a thing that happened and every time I look at that first photo I start sobbing grossly. Archie found the sign in Barnes and Noble and I just about died because it was perfect. 

Then he pulled out the prankster’s gambit….

Thanks so much for taking the photos Lauren! ;v;

Myself as John Egbert
heroicbrawn as Dad 

Oh my god, you guys are perfect, aslkfjsaf.

OH MY GOD THIS IS TOO CUTE D: D: <3333 ;U;

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.